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2020 Door Twenty-One: In The Year 2414

In The Year 2414

In the year 2414,
Jupiter and Saturn will pass closer to each other
Than they have been since tonight.
And at that time, no-one will write about the clouds
That filled this solstice sky at sunset,
Those woolly shrouds truncating
Even this shortest day;

How on this once-in-twenty-generations chance
To view the great conjunction, we stumbled
To windows and through overflow carparks,
Out to back gardens and sarsen stones,
Only to find that familiar foe of the weather
Where the stars should be.

And who will remember this, in time?
Who will remember us?
When even at their closest,
Mere arcminutes apart, these two
Remain 450 million miles away,
As far between us and the future,
Our time a shrinking blink seen
The wrong way through the telescope
We point towards the heavens.

In the year 2414,
They might cite in holographic academia,
Or flash on megalopolitan digital screens
That make Piccadilly Circus seem cave painting dim,
Or note on broadcasts beamed through buds directly to the brain,
That the great conjunction hasn’t shone this bright
Since the year 2020. And in that single mention
Will be all of us – the eight billion and falling,
From monarchs to milkmen,
Our woes and roads and love and news,
Our ways and crazes and crises, these days
And all who live in them, love in them,
Stood in them – this world of ours
Beneath the stars will in that time
Be nothing more than ancient history,
All of us like pagans to them,
Each of us archaeology.


I wanted to write about the solstice today, because I’ve always felt a certain connection to it – in a non-druidic way – as I was born on the summer solstice, the longest day of the year. So in a way, the winter solstice is the opposite of my birthday – an antipodean, anti-anniversary.

It was also a special concept in the world of the Catweazle Club, Oxford’s best live performance evening that I can only describe as a micless open mic night where anything (and I mean anything) goes. Rather than a traditional Christmas do, each December Catweazle would look skywards and celebrate the solstice instead – plugging in to the turn of the Earth and welcoming in the break of the new light from a spotlit room in the East Oxford Community Centre on Cowley Road.

As it is, this poem isn’t really about the solstice, after all that, because a slightly more unique interstellar happening was taking place above our heads today – the great conjunction, whereby Saturn and Jupiter effectively overlap in the night sky, creating a ‘double planet’, or, more seasonally, ‘the Christmas star’. It’s thought this was the celestial event that the Three Wise Men witnessed that drew them towards Bethlehem all those millennia ago. Whether that’s true or not, I can’t say, but I can tell you with certainty that as I looked out of my bedroom window across the recreation ground behind our house, there was nothing lighting up the heavens but the Christmas lights of the house opposite, shining off the puddles on the MUGA (Multi-Use Games Area.)

I’m hardly an astrologer, but I was disappointed not to see it, especially as I’ve read that it will never be as bright, nor as visible, for almost another 400 years. Having seen a news article mention that the two planets hadn’t been this close since 1623, the time of James VI and I, the Thirty Years War and the First Folio, it got me thinking of all the news articles to be written (or whatever technology they use instead) four centuries from now, and how all of this that’s going on at the moment will be a footnote to a footnote to a footnote, in the history books and starcharts of the yet-to-come.

Not my photo, obviously. Hat-tip to Bautsch.

So there we are. I’ll dedicate this one to all from the Catweazle Club, which has been in hiatus for obvious reasons for much of 2020. I shall miss the Solstice do especially, a night for collaborating with each other and harmonising with strangers. In 2017, the mercurial Pete Salmond and I actually did a duet, me reading ‘Christmas at the Greasy Spoon‘ as he played a mesmerisingly beautiful rendition of Silent Night on the guitar. There’s a video somewhere, I’ll try and find it for you. Talking of videos, here’s me reading an ode to Catweazle on the occasion of its 26th birthday, in absentia, earlier this year.

And while we’re on the subject – EXCITING news I probably should’ve mentioned earlier – on Wednesday night I’ll be doing a live gig over on my Facebook page, reading my favourite poems from this year’s Advent Calendar over a warm screen and a glass of something alcoholic. I would be delighted if you’d join me.

For now, here’s to the druids, the bards and the stars. Happy solstice, my friends.

The nights are getting shorter. Four days to go…

Owen x

2015: Door Fifteen – Christmas With The Stars

Christmas With The Stars
(for Major Tim Peake)

With the promise of something else,
A shooting star shoots right past your window,
Close enough to reach out and hold
In your historic gloved hand,
Whilst spinning and spiking still thousands of miles away.

From where you are,
You can see Christmas Eve and Christmas Day alongside each other.
The promise, the expectation, the stress and the delight
Viewed by you as tectonic bedfellows,
Your eyes – as the eyes of all who went before you –
Drawn to the glow of the orb down below you.

It is so beautiful,
And almost small enough to pluck out of its orbit,
The perfect gift for anyone this Christmas:
“Everything you never realised you needed
But can’t live without!”
From where you sit,
Gift-wrapping the Earth looks possible.
From where you sit,
Pulling crackers with the heavens,
Everything feels a new kind of possible.

And down on Christmas Eve
On terra firma
We cast our eyes to the skies once again,
As every year,
Looking for the lights that pass across
Our Christmas sky-at-night,
Hoping to somehow catch a glimpse, a peek.


I enjoyed writing yesterday about something that was happening in the wider world (National Postal Workers Day) and so today am going even further, writing about something happening in a wider world so wide it’s quite literally out of this world.

Not counting private explorations (sorry Helen) and changes in citizenship, today sees Major Tim Peake become Great Britain’s first astronaut (or cosmonaut, technically, as he’s going in a Soyuz.) Without wishing to get all nationalistic, and aware of the argument that nation states are a construct etcetera etcetera, I still think this is pretty bloody cool. More than anything, I like how crazy everyone is going over space, and the concepts of human exploration of space.

Because I like space, and whilst I am not educated enough to be an expert, I’ve got a very keen interest in it. I have a poster on my wall of every single dog the Soviet Union ever sent into orbit, courtesy of the incomparable Darren Hayman, and I’ve got a set of plastic spacemen which I’ve had since I was a kid, and which are still dotted around my bedroom in weird places. I’m not claiming to be Chris Hadfield or anything, I’m just saying – this stuff fascinates me, the miscellaneous ephemera and culture of it as much as the technical aspects of it. If you haven’t yet been to the Cosmonauts exhibition at the Science Museum, by the way, you really need to. It is terrific.

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I’m very slowly trying to write a collection of poems based around the theme of space exploration, mainly during the Cold War. I will let you know how I get on. I might even start a blog for it.

But anyway, today is about Tim Peake – as well as Yuri Malenchenko and Tim Kopra – and so Door Fifteen (or should that be Airlock Fifteen?) is for him. He’s also the first ginger to go into space, ever. Something to think about, there. [EDIT: It turns out the whole ‘first ginger in space’ claim is contentious. Yelena Kondakova in 1994 actually holds the title. Rumour has it that this fresh series of spurious claims can be traced to a Crabbie’s Ginger Beer ad campaign. I apologise for propagating their lies!]

Good luck Tim. 9 days to go…

Owen